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How to Pick the Perfect Squirting Dildo

Did you know that dildos can squirt? Betty does. In fact, we have the largest selection of squirting dildos online so let’s get right into what they are, what they can do, and how to find the right one for you.

WHAT IS A SQUIRTING DILDO?

Simply put, it is a dildo that can mimic male ejaculation. How they do this can vary from product to product but essentially, you’re looking at a dildo which can be filled with some kind of liquid and then be made to ejaculate it. Sounds fun, right? Now let’s look at which style is perfect for your needs.

I WANT TO USE IT IN A HARNESS FOR PEGGING

This is an important thing to know because relatively few squirting dildos are HARNESS COMPATIBLE. The very best dildo to use in a harness is one of the POP by the Semenette dildos. In fact, they’re made with this very activity in mind. They use a hose and bulb system and the base of the dildo even has a slit which means the hose can be tucked away, and won’t get squished between the harness and your partner’s body. Pretty clever! They are also silicone which is ideal for anal play because it can be boiled and disinfected after.

The only other models which can go in a harness are the ones with a syringe and hose like the Drencher, or the Squirting Realistic Cocks or the Titanmen Piss Off line. Be warned that these models can be a bit tricky to keep the hose from getting squished by the ring of your harness though. None of them are silicone, either, so keeping them clean is difficult.

I HAVE MEDICAL ISSUES AND CAN’T EJACULATE. WHAT CAN I USE?

One option is the Realistic Ejaculating Cock Sheath. There is a strap which goes under your testicles to hold it on your penis and you can fill the tip with a fluid that releases through the bulb and hose method. The downside is that your own penis is completely encased in this sheath so you’re not getting much stimulation, but it will allow you to penetrate your partner and simulate ejaculation.

I WANT TO SIMULATE ORAL SEX

You’re in luck because any of the dildos will do this. Some of them like the Lusty Leo, Thick Thomas, the Rex, or Deep Dickin Derek fill by dipping the tip in liquid and then sucking it into the shaft by compressing the releasing the balls – like a turkey baster! Because of this, there are no hoses, pumps, or bulbs to fuss with during play. You simply compress the balls to make it squirt and the strength of your compression will determine how hard it shoots.

PLEASE NOTE: The realistic looking lubes we sell to use in squirting dildos like POP Lube and Spunk Lube are safe in ingest in SMALL QUANTITIES. We like to say that they won’t hurt you but what goes in must come out and that can cause unpleasant after effects in your digestive tract.

WE WANT TO USE REAL SEMEN IN A DILDO / WE’RE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT

If you’re looking for a bit of fun and want to use semen, then really any of the dildos will work although you may want to stick with the King Cock line or one of the syringe based toys like the Squirting Realistic Cocks. They’re just easier to fill.

If you’re looking at baby making, I am going to insist on the POP by the Semenette line. It’s why they were designed in the first place and their creator and her partner have 2 beautiful babies to show their success. Also, the silicone material means you can disinfect and keep it super clean and hygienic for multiple uses. You can also pick up Refill Kits with new bulbs and hoses to be completely certain everything is germ free.

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