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Large Dildos- How Big is Too Big- Video Tutorial

Learn all about large dildos with Betty's manager Carolyn. What size is average? Is there such a thing as too big? Prepare to be amazed! And if any of the dildos you see catch your eye, you can find them all at Betty's Toy Box with the handy links below


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Video Transcript

Hey everybody. It's Carolyn. I'm the manager of Betty's. And today, we are going to talk about a large dildo, so that you know what you're getting into. When you decide that you want to maybe challenge yourself, and you think you're buying something like this, and end up with something like this.

So let's get started. Alright. I'm going to introduce you to Top Gun Tommy. I love Top Gun Tommy, because this is an average sized penis. Okay. It's 5.16 inches of insertable length and 1.5 inches across. So we're going to use this as our little standard of measurement when we're taking a look at some of the others. Okay? So this is average. You're thinking, oh, maybe I want a bit of a challenge. It's important to know what you're getting into and to read your descriptions because something can look not too daunting on the screen and then you get it and you go, oh my gosh, that is going to hurt me.

Alright. And we hear from people all the time who've bitten off more than they can chew, so to speak. So let's take a look at some different sizes and graduate up. So you have an idea what they look like compared to an average sized penis, right? This is Party Marty. I love Party Marty. This is a sparkly confetti. It has its own video that you can check out. Now, Marty is 7.5 inches, a total of 5.2 inches insertable length, and 1.5 across. So about the same in width, but you can already see that this innocuous looking confetti is already getting bigger than your average.

Okay, now we're going to take another jump. This is one of the King Cock Triple Density. Now this is a seven inch insertable length. So again, insertable length is how much you can put in your body, right?

Seven inches and 1.7 across. Look at that, right? We're already starting to really see a difference with what's going on here. So this is a nine inch with a seven inch insertable length.

Okay. So next, girth can really throw you as well. This is a girthy from Colours Pleasures. Pleasures is a silicone line that we really love here, but this is specifically made to be extremely girthy. Now it is actually eight inches, total seven inches of length, which is the same as this one, actually. But it's 1.7 across. So it's much fatter, right? And let's hold those up side-by-side, so make sure you're also looking at the girth when you're shopping for a larger dildo, right? Okay. Now we're going to take another jump up.

This is a Colours Pleasures as well, but this is a nine inch with a 7.2 inch insertable length and a 1.9 girth. So you can see again, look at how much bigger it is: it's looking a little ridiculous. Actually look at the size of that. So it's really easy to look at this online and go, oh, that's really beautiful, like average sized. No, it is not. A nine-inch dildo is far beyond the average already.

Okay, here we go. 9.5. 7.2 insertable length and almost two inches around. That is a lot, right? Don't forget, 1.5 is the average. So you're getting pretty big here.

Alright. Now we're going for shock and awe. I'm going to have trouble again. This is the King Cock Chubby. Look at this. Okay. I have a hard time holding it. It's actually really heavy.

So this is nine inches, actually like this one is, except that this actually has 6.75 inches of insertable length. So actually insertable, it's more like the length of Party Marty. Right? But it's the girth on this. You've got a three inch width. I mean, there's absolutely no comparison. This is expert level right here. You need to know what you're doing to use something like this.

Alright, we're moving up again. This is the Outlaw by Vixen Creations. This is stunningly beautiful. But again, this is a biggie, right? 9.5 inches, nine inches insertable, and two inches wide. It looks beautiful. And if you see it on the website, you might not think that it's that unusually large, but yeah, it really, really, really, really is. Okay. Yeah.

And my last demonstration for you here, the largest one that I have currently in my possession here in the office is the Bad Boy Next Door from Blush Novelties.

And I have a separate video for this one as well. Now it looks massive as well because it has the vibrating base on it here, but look at that right gone. So this is 13 inches altogether with a 9.5 insertable length and then 2.5 inches around. So it's actually just that bit longer and wider than the Outlaw.

So there you have it. Let's take a look and go from our starting point to our ending point. So this is my little lesson. If you're really into the whole big thing, fantastic, get some really great lube, you know, work your way up, but don't think that you can go from this to this in any way shape or form that's going to be comfortable or quick, right? It takes a lot of practice to work with really large product. So my recommendation is take a look at the product listings and work your way up, right?

Work your way up. You can find all kinds of colours, sizes, shapes, styles, things that vibrate, things that don't. Betty's has a massive selection of large dildos. And if you're still not sure, you can contact us, ask us whatever questions you want, but there's tons of information on the website as well.

So there you have it, how to get from this to this, if that's what you want, safely, comfortably, and know what you're buying and what's going to fit for your body. You can get all the dildos I've shown in this video. We have them all online at Betty's.


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