The Betty's Blaster Squirting Dildo: Guide to Getting Started

Congratulations. You now own a Betty's Blaster or you're thinking of getting one. I'm going to show you how to get started with it.

First thing you're going to do, you're going to take it out of the box and then what you're going to have in your hands is something that looks like this.

Now you're also going to have a charging cord, right? First things first, let's show you how to charge this thing. Always charge it before you get started, just to make sure you've got maximum power. They do come with some charge, but it's always a good idea to give it a charge. So, on the side, there's this tiny pinhole. Okay. What you're going to do is you're going to insert that in there, and then the other end can go into any USB recharging base or even into your computer. Completely up to you. Once you've got it plugged in the light on the front is going to start flashing.

It's going to stop flashing once it's fully charged. And why do you want it fully charged? Well, it's going to affect a bit of the power that's going through the blasting motion. So, you're going to want to make sure that you charge it before you get started.

The next thing you're going to want to do is give this thing a good wash. You're going to take them, and you can put them in warm, soapy water. You can use toy cleaner. They're completely waterproof. Use whatever kind of soap or toy cleaner. I prefer something that's going to be gentle because you're also going to be inserting this into yourself later. So, you don't want to use something that's really harsh that might annoy or irritate your sensitive areas.

The next thing you're going to do. You've got it charged. Now you want to fill it.

You've got this little knob on the bottom. You just give it a little twist and it pulls right off. And then you can see you've actually got the chamber here. And this is where you're going to put your fluid of choice.

Now, questions that people generally ask. Can I use actual semen? Yes, you can. Can I use yogurt? I wouldn't advise it. The Blaster works better with something that's a bit of a thinner consistency. We actually sell it in a bundle with Spunk Lube, which is a highly realistic looking lubricant.

What you're going to do is you're going to fill the chamber with whatever fluid it is that you want to use. So, you'd fill it up with your lube. You fill it up with your water. You can put, like I said, semen in it. Then you're just going to pop the little cap back on there. Give it a little twist and you're good to go.

This one is already filled. I put water in it just because it's less messy for me here in the office, but to get it to squirt you just press the top button here. That (top button) puts the power on. The bottom button is going to make it squirt.

So, when you're ready to squirt it (presses button), there you go. It's really easy to use.

Now, the only thing I would recommend is before you get this thing in bed with you, give it a go. See how it works, make sure everything's functioning properly. It's going to do what you want it to do.

The other wonderful thing about this is if you're going to put it in a harness, the buttons are really easily accessible.

When you're done, make sure that you take this off. I would put water in it and flush some water through it a few times because lubricant can dry, and it can get gummed up. So, you want to make sure that you give the innards of this a really good wash.

Now, the other thing that people are going to ask is can I use this for insemination? Absolutely. You can. I don't see a reason why not? The base here is abs plastic? This (the shaft) is all silicone, so it's completely body safe. This is abs plastic. There's nothing in here that is porous or that's going to cause bacteria to build up. So as long as you're flushing it out and washing it between uses, I don't see any reason why you couldn't use this also as an insemination tool.

So, there you have it. That is how you charge and use your Betty's Blaster. Have fun.