Epiphora has a very discerning vagina. With a sex toy collection that clocks in at over 900, she has been testing and reviewing sex toys on her popular blog, Hey Epiphora, for over a decade. Highly trusted and well-known for her snarky yet authentic style, Epiphora is famous for her relentlessly honest sex toy reviews. Many loyal readers entrust their future orgasms to her, and she does not take that honor lightly.

Years of sex toy testing have led Epiphora to cultivate a taste for toys that are well-constructed, body-safe, and most of all: pleasurable. These are the toys that somehow meet her obscenely high standard.