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Bettys Toy Box is a women-owned, family run sex-positive boutique where pleasure meets confidence, offering body-safe toys, real advice, and a playful space to explore what feels good.

A white bottle labeled "Fuck Water Realistic Cum Lubricant (Water & Silicone Based)" with a black cap and blue and black text stands on a white bathroom countertop near a sink and faucet.

Fuck Water Realistic Cum Lubricant (Water & Silicone Based)

by Fuck Water
$36.00 - $36.00
$36.00
$36.00 - $36.00
$36.00

Looking for a lubricant that feels as good as it performs? Fuck Water is a premium water-based lubricant designed to deliver a smooth, long-lasting glide with a unique appearance and texture that closely resembles natural fluids. Whether you're using it with squirting dildos, enjoying solo exploration, enhancing partnered intimacy, or pairing it with your favorite vibrator, this versatile formula is designed to elevate every experience.

Made with high-quality ingredients, Fuck Water provides reliable lubrication without the sticky residue often associated with traditional lubricants. The silky formula glides effortlessly, stays slick longer, and rinses away easily with water for quick and convenient cleanup. Its glycerin-free and paraben-free formulation makes it a great choice for those seeking a cleaner, body-friendly lubricant.

Ideal for a variety of intimate activities, Fuck Water delivers consistent comfort and performance while maintaining a realistic look and feel that many users love.

Why You'll Love It

• Unique texture and appearance designed to mimic natural fluids
• Excellent companion for squirting dildos and other intimate devices
• Smooth, long-lasting lubrication for extended comfort
• Never dries sticky or tacky
• Cleans away easily with water
• Glycerin-free formula
• Paraben-free formula
• Made with high-quality ingredients and gentle preservatives
• Suitable for solo and partnered intimacy
• Beginner-friendly formula
• Latex compatible

Important Compatibility Information

• Water-based formula containing dimethicone
• Safe for use with latex condoms
• May not be compatible with some silicone toys; spot test before use

Specs

• Brand: Fuck Water
• Manufacturer: SI Novelties
• Category: Water-Based Lubricant
• Material: Liquid
• Color: White
• Formula Type: Water-Based with Dimethicone
• Glycerin Free: Yes
• Paraben Free: Yes
• Latex Safe: Yes
• Toy Safe: Yes*
• Osmolality: Not Available
• pH Level: Not Available

Ingredients : Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone.

*May react with some silicone toys.

Learn more about choosing the perfect lube for your body: Betty's Complete Guide to Personal Lubricant

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For a complete guide on toy care and storage, read
How to Clean, Care For, and Store Your Pleasure Products

Make sure to clean your pleasure product after each use to avoid harboring any bacteria.

Dildos/Vibrators/Anal Toys/Toys with electronics: 

  • Clean your toy with mild soap and warm water, making sure to get into every seam.
  • Do not fully submerge unless the toy is waterproof
  • For non-waterproof, spot clean with a damp cloth. 
  • Use a spray toy cleaner for non-waterproof toys or to give your toy a quick clean. 

Stroker Sleeves

  • Remove from the outer casing and thoroughly rinsed with warm soapy water after each use
  • If your stroker sleeve feels tacky after cleaning, dry thoroughly then add a small amount of pure cornstarch or Renewal Powder - FOUND HERE

Harnesses/Straps: 

  • Spot clean with a damp cloth

FOR SPOT CLEANING, USE A DEDICATED TOY CLEANER - FOUND HERE

Always dry completely with a lint-free towel before storing, and keep toys in a clean, dry place away from direct sunlight or dust.



Sex toys come in an astounding array of materials, and we at Betty's want you to know exactly what you are putting in, around, and on your body.

That is why we have created this comprehensive Guide to Sex Toy Materials to help you make the best choice for your body.