Squirting dildos, or ejaculating dildos, are some of our biggest sellers here at Betty’s. Resembling a realistic, erect penis, these dildos have a reservoir inside that you can fill with specialized lube or other liquids and can be ejaculated out of the dildo when you feel the time is right.
What exactly do they squirt?
There are a few brands of specialized lubes that are made to look like actual semen and since they are made by the manufacturers who created the dildos themselves, it is probably a good idea to stick with them to ensure the tubing doesn’t get clogged and the toy material stays intact.
Bust It Nut Butter Hybrid Glide and Splooge Juice are both water/silicone hybrid lubes made by Doc Johnson, creators of the Squirting Realistic Cock series of dildos. Spunk Lube Hybrid is a porn industry favorite for its realistic look and consistency (yes, they do fake it!). You can see this lube in action in our video review which can be found HERE. With more and more of these realistic lubes hitting the market, you can browse our selection of Realistic Cum Lubricants and decide for yourself.
Are these lubes safe?
All these lubes are made of body safe ingredients, just like you would expect of any lubricant meant for sex. The unique thing about squirting dildos is that you may be using more of this lube than you normally would during play, so here’s what you need to know. Just like the real thing, if you are going to have it ejaculate inside you, the lube will leak out. The silicone lubes in particular are going to be mighty slippery coming out but hey, that’s part of the fun.
If you’re looking for some oral play, we think Doc Johnson says it best on their own website: “Here’s the deal: If you get it in your mouth… no problem. If you swallow a bit… no problem. It just isn’t going to be good if you swallow a bunch. Remember, it’s a lube and it will lube you all the way down and out the other end if you swallow too much.” Get the picture? Good.
How do squirting dildos work?
Squirting dildos were long considered a novelty item by their manufacturers but with their growing popularity, came some real innovations in the technology and design to make them easier and more enjoyable to use. Which leads us to the newest squirting dildos for 2020, the Loadz 7 Inch Vibrating Squirting Dildo with Wireless Remote Control, available in 3 enticing flesh colors. These beauties have everything you could want in a squirting dildo: A wireless remote control, vibrating function, a squirting capacity of 10ml, and a harness compatible base.
Then you have a simpler design, with tubing in the shaft that you can fill with liquid. The Rex Squirting 8 Inch Dildo in Beige fills with suction. You squeeze the balls, then dip the tip into the lube. As you slowly release your grip on the balls, the tip will suck up the liquid (think turkey baster). The harder you squeeze the more force you get when it cums. The Squirtz Cyberskin Squirting Dildos have the same mechanism. Neither model is suitable for a harness because a harness o-ring has nothing to hang on to.
The next style of dildo is the Squirting Realistic Cock Series from Doc Johnson. This model has an attached syringe that you fill and depress when you want it to squirt (just like a needle). These dildos have plush, lifelike material and a suction cup so you can enjoy hands-free play. This model can also fit in a strap on harness for even more fun. We did a video review, so you can see how this model works. SEE THE VIDEO REVIEW HERE
The Big Shot Squirting Dildo is in a class by itself for a number of reasons. It is made of silicone, which is non-porous and body safe, so it can be thoroughly disinfected. It also is the first squirting dildo to ejaculate with the press of a button, making it incredibly easy to use and capable of a few shots per load of lubricant. And if that's not enough, it vibrates too! These are the absolute best to wear in a harness because there is no external tubing at all. This dildo is also quite firm because of the internal mechanisms and motor, so it is a good squirting dildo for pegging. If you want to see this model in action, you can watch our Video Review HERE
Next, we have the King Cock model which has a bulb that you suck the lube into, then screw it in place at the base of the dildo. When you squeeze the bulb, the dildo squirts. This line of dildos has the distinction of having the best variety in both size and color, with sizes from 6 inches up to a whopping 11 inches of insertable length. They are not harness compatible because the bulb needs to insert into the end for it to work. We did a great video review of this dildo style and you can SEE HOW IT WORKS HERE
The Natural Realskin Squirting Dildo with Harness took their already bestselling Natural Realskin Squirting Dildos, put a harness compatible base on them, and placed them in a comfortable adjustable universal harness. These dildos use the turkey baster method, so you need to dip the tip in fluid, and draw it up into the shaft, then squeeze the testicles to have it squirt out again. With 2 sizes to choose from, these are a popular and affordable choice for couples looking for some squirting fun.
The Fetish Fantasy Hollow Squirting Strap-ons are also in a class all their own, since they are part of a harness and dildo set that can be worn by folks that already have a penis. They are perfect for anybody with erectile dysfunction or somebody who can't ejaculate but still wants that sensation. The dildos are actually built in to the harnesses and have a hollow core where you can place your own penis. The ejaculation chamber is in the tip and you fill it by pinching the tip, dunking it in fluid and sucking it up. When you are ready to ejaculate, you squeeze the lower part of the shaft to release the fluid. They also come in 3 different skin tones and 2 sizes, which we absolutely love.
Which one is right for me?
As with any dildo, please please please double check the girth and length before you buy. King Cock 11 Inch Dildo has 9 inches of insertable length and 2.5 inches in girth, making it an impressively large dildo that may not be for everybody. With that length comes a considerable weight, so that can make it difficult for folks with mobility issues. It is also not suitable for harness play.
The smallest squirting dildo we carry is The Squirting Realistic Cock 7.4 Inches. A good majority of that length is taken up by the substantial testicles, leaving 5.5 inches of insertable length, although it is still fairly wide at 1.9 inches. It is harness compatible for strap on play.
There are pros and cons of both styles of dildo so consider how you’re using it and what method works best for you. Do you like the idea of using a syringe or of squeezing the testicles?
One final thing you should know…
Squirting dildos are a lot of fun and can lend so much to your fantasy play but be aware that the majority are made out of PVC. The problem with this material is that it is porous and can quickly harbor and grow bacteria, so we would normally recommend using a condom with a PVC toy. Since that pretty much defeats the entire purpose of a squirting dildo, I will leave you with a warning to make sure you clean your dildo before and after every use with water and mild soap and keep the piping clean by flushing it with warm water. I would also urge you not to share these toys between partners or to use them for anal play. The exceptions to the rule are the wonderful silicone Big Shot Silicone Vibrating and Squirting Dildo, and the Drencher Squirting Cock by Doc Johnson which is also silicone.
That being said, I wish you all happy squirting.